GOD DAMMIT LIZARD

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Ok so I have a leopard gecko
and she keeps crawling into my hoodie pouch and when I try and take her out she occasionally makes an angry noise and walks back in
I'm not hurting her and she's not afraid of me at all. She just really likes hoodie pouches
She isn't cold either she just keeps crawling into my hoodie pouches
DAMMIT LIZARD I NEED MY CLOTHING FOR WEARING YOU HAVE 3 BEDS
If its not my hoodie pouch my its my hood. Then we have a problem
I've got 2 lizards
Bearded dragons are a lovely pet if looked after right. Ignore the Steve Irwin getting bitten on the nose thing (it was a wild lizard they're usually not that nasty) mine's never bitten me and he's bigger than that one. Just...keep them away from mirrors. not just mirrors ALL reflective surfaces. They aren't self aware and go charging into them. 
Geckos are rad. They're really awesome. They look like Leopards with these big blue eyes and just asdfghjk they're really cool. Warning they will steal your hoodies
I've not had any others.
So what is the point of this journal

Lizards are rad.

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WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF MIIIIIIIIITCH!?!?! :iconcryingplz:
(Mitch was my pet anole who passed away a year before I joined DeviantArt. I still miss him. :()

Even so, I have to agree with you about lizards being cool pets (even though Mitch was the only lizard I ever owned, and I probably won't get another one since my Pop really didn't like feeding it live crickets because of the risk of one of the crickets getting loose in the house, which would be very problematic). My cousin, who is a huge fan of reptiles, let one of his geckos crawl around on my hand (though it later jumped into my hair). It tickles. :D