5 fun facts about moi

A little meme I've seen scattered around
Decided to do it, although I've not been tagged but fuckit

1)
A bit of a reoccurring joke on here but still
I got hospitalized walking across an empty room
I'm very stupid and tall (5,9)
and turns out I have this thing called hyperactive join syndrome which
made my leg dislocate on it's own...Turns out every bone in my body wants to kill me.
Most of my bones click in and out of place. It sucks but it could be worse
2) 
I'm accident prone. I cut my foot open on sand not something in the sand...fucking sand. 
I scarred and bruised my leg on a table because I didn't see myself walking into it
tons of other stories and they just go on and on
3) 
I own a pet lizard which we walk on a leash...yea...that's all
oh you want a picture 
here you go:

His name is Irwin
4) 
I broke two of my teeth and they both got broken into angles where they're sharp I fell on two different occasions. On both occasions I bit my tooth shattering them. I also have lockjaw and I can click my jaw in and out of place >:') 
5)
I am allergic to the sun...I'm also allergic to all sun creams 
I'm actually not a vampire
promise!